Me: Like my cake?
Friend: Yes. What is it supposed to be?... a vasectomy?
Me: No.... why? (laughing my head off)
Friend: It looks like a congrats on the vasectomy cake.
Me: Oh... really? (still laughing)
Friend: What is that supposed to be?
Me: He got a new job selling pipe. PIPE!
This is when a congratulatory cake for your husband getting a new job goes terribly wrong. I guess cake decorating isn't my forte.